| My Day | A Spy's Day | |
| Key job credentials: | Impressive educational pedigree, J.D., bar admission, ability to manage tasks, conduct research, and meet time deadlines. | Fluency in multiple languages, dexterity with a number of instruments of death, duplicitous personality. |
| Work attire: | Business casual. | Whatever blends in best with the locals. |
| Perks of the job: | Free coffee and snacks, lots of free meals, good pay, regular business travel, discretionary bonuses. | Cool life experience, free comprehensive plastic surgery (if necessary to reassign identity). |
| Biggest downsides of the job: | Long hours, lots of work for big corporations. | Threat of death, required comprehensive plastic surgery (if necessary to reassign identity), can't brag to friends and family about job or you have to kill them. |
| Indispensible office accessory: | Blackberry. | Poison/Suicide capsule to keep under tongue to avoid soul-crushing torture in the event of capture. |
| First task of the workday: | Choose a K-Cup for morning Keurig. | Dodge overnight assassination attempt. |
| Biggest workday challenge: | Key case in legal research has some negative citing references. | Chained to a conveyer belt that is quickly advancing towards a buzzing rotator saw, set to slice body in half. |
| Major victory: | Turn in a memo on time. | Stop enemies from detonating a nuclear bomb over major urban center. |
Just keeping it in perspective!
Have a great weekend! Any fun plans?
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