First, that picture says everything.
Second, these quotes are more than everything:
"We fucking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world."
"Glitter as a Service: want to piss off someone you dislike for only $9.99? Let us send them some stupid fucking glitter that is guaranteed to go everywhere."
"You'll then be taken off this shitty website for payment processing via PayPal. Yes, we know PayPal is a shitty company, hell why not send those dicks some glitter?"
The internet can go home; we've hit the apex. I think we're done here.
Who wants to help me open the American distribution center?