|My Day||A Spy's Day|
|Key job credentials:||Impressive educational pedigree, J.D., bar admission, ability to manage tasks, conduct research, and meet time deadlines.||Fluency in multiple languages, dexterity with a number of instruments of death, duplicitous personality.|
|Work attire:||Business casual.||Whatever blends in best with the locals.|
|Perks of the job:||Free coffee and snacks, lots of free meals, good pay, regular business travel, discretionary bonuses.||Cool life experience, free comprehensive plastic surgery (if necessary to reassign identity).|
|Biggest downsides of the job:||Long hours, lots of work for big corporations.||Threat of death, required comprehensive plastic surgery (if necessary to reassign identity), can't brag to friends and family about job or you have to kill them.|
|Indispensible office accessory:||Blackberry.||Poison/Suicide capsule to keep under tongue to avoid soul-crushing torture in the event of capture.|
|First task of the workday:||Choose a K-Cup for morning Keurig.||Dodge overnight assassination attempt.|
|Biggest workday challenge:||Key case in legal research has some negative citing references.||Chained to a conveyer belt that is quickly advancing towards a buzzing rotator saw, set to slice body in half.|
|Major victory:||Turn in a memo on time.||Stop enemies from detonating a nuclear bomb over major urban center.|
Just keeping it in perspective!
Have a great weekend! Any fun plans?