In my attempt to spend as few productive hours as possible actually studying for final exams, I have become enamored with blogger's "stats" feature. Here, you can check the number of page views of your site by day, hour, week, etc., and you can see the various websites that refer readers to your page.
The best part, though, is a rundown of the search keywords that have led people from google to your page. As I mentioned last week, a few unfortunate individuals arrived here hoping for something else.
Well, the results have gotten more awesome and I just can't resist sharing a few more with you.
This Week's Most Hilarious Googlers:
crazy jewish stuff - leads you here
"jewish girls" money - this could link to every page on my blog, but the text comes from here
jewish girls peeing - god, there really is a fetish for everything. here
and my personal favorite..."girls in wonka blueberry costumes" - here
If things continue at this rate, I might have to do this every week.
Oh, and also, I got completely torn apart by my first final exam for the semester, but at least I was wearing an appropriately themed shirt:
Grrrr, why were you so HARD, Antitrust final? Why do you lack a proper index, Antitrust casebook?
Shirt: Porridge Keeping Tabs Tee
Cardigan: Lia Molly Coin Purse Cardigan (see where the name comes from here)
Pants: Joe's Best Friend Jeans
Shoes: Vintage, from Buffalo Exchange
Socks: Anthro Shiny Stripes Socks (copper color)
Necklace: Anthro Secret Key Necklace
Bracelet: J.Crew Factory Blakely Bling Bracelet (pale Cider color, here)
Earrings: Anthro Bright Bulb Posts (mint color)
Textbook: The depths of hell.