- Try peeing in your drink instead. It will taste the same, but you won’t feel compelled to drink the pee.
- Punch yourself in the esophagus. If you aren’t capable of punching yourself very hard in your own esophagus, get a friend to help you.
- Use regular sugar. Four packets = one weight watchers point, and---unlike coffee with Sweet ‘n Low---the resulting mixture will actually be drinkable.
Ech. I cannot for the life of me understand why this product is still manufactured.