Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Advice for those contemplating Sweet ‘n Low

Are you thinking about adding an artificial sweetener to your drink? Is there no Splenda or Equal in the near vicinity? Are you thinking about using Sweet ‘n Low instead? Allow me to suggest the following diet-friendly alternatives:
  1. Try peeing in your drink instead. It will taste the same, but you won’t feel compelled to drink the pee.

  2. Punch yourself in the esophagus. If you aren’t capable of punching yourself very hard in your own esophagus, get a friend to help you.

  3. Use regular sugar. Four packets = one weight watchers point, and---unlike coffee with Sweet ‘n Low---the resulting mixture will actually be drinkable.

Ech. I cannot for the life of me understand why this product is still manufactured.

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